How True!

♡ The awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious.

♡ "Your homework is to read these pages." YESSS! No homework!

♡ That awkward moment when a package says "Easy open" and you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a light saber trying to open it..

♡ "I wasn't that drunk.." Dude, you were throwing rocks at my cat screaming "GO PIKACHU!"

♡ You know it's summer when you wake up not knowing what day of the week it is.

♡ That awkward moment when you run out of stuff to talk about so you say "Soooo, hows life?"

♡ Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck you up.

♡ Hearing noises when you're home alone and just accepting the fact you're gonna die.

♡ I pretend to text in awkward situations.

♡ In the beginning, God made heaven and earth. The rest was made in China. LOL

♡ "Turn your phone off," Yeah no... I'll just put it on silent.

♡ That awkward moment when as soon as you say "hi" to someone online, they log off...

♡ Saying "soo" when you have nothing to talk about but you don't wanna end the conversation. 

♡ Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.