♡ The awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious.
♡ "Your homework is to read these pages." YESSS! No homework!
♡ That awkward moment when a package says "Easy open" and you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a light saber trying to open it..
♡ You know it's summer when you wake up not knowing what day of the week it is.
♡ That awkward moment when you run out of stuff to talk about so you say "Soooo, hows life?"
♡ Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck you up.
♡ Hearing noises when you're home alone and just accepting the fact you're gonna die.
♡ I pretend to text in awkward situations.
♡ "Turn your phone off," Yeah no... I'll just put it on silent.
♡ That awkward moment when as soon as you say "hi" to someone online, they log off...
♡ Saying "soo" when you have nothing to talk about but you don't wanna end the conversation.
♡ Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.